Pokemon RP (Round 2)

Seamus: I'm with the Pokemon

Zeikku: Well, she's kind of a tsundere, so you may see some physical pain inflicted on me at some point throughout our journey together. Isn't that right Macy.....Macy?

Macy: (has fallen into ecstasy, ignoring Zeikku while smiling and humming, leaning her head against his shoulder)

Zeikku: ......

Seamus: I will leave you 2 alone tonight

Zeikku: Bastard.

The next day...

Zeikku: (comes out of his room in just his underwear, and Seamus is just sitting outside waiting) This...uh...well...uh....

Seamus: I hope you impregnated her, you hypocrite

Zeikku: They have these things called condoms now. Y'know, you may've used lamb skin or something like that?

Macy: (comes out of the room in her underwear and hugs onto Zeikku's arm) Hey, sweetie! Last night was great! (sees Seamus) Oh hi, Seamus!

*whispers to Zeik*
We have a word called defected
Seamus: Hey there lassie
*looks down* sweetie, you fergot yer panties

Zeikku: (whispers) We have this phrase called "If it feels better after a while, you pull out."

Macy: How are you? Just saying this now: this man really knows how to-

Zeikku: Shut up, honey.

Macy: What, I'm just going to tell him about when you-

Zeikku: SHUT UP, HONEY.

Macy: Can't I tell him how good it was when Axew-

Zeikku: SHUT UP, HONEY.

Seamus: *erherm* sweetie, did ya'even listen to me

Macy: (looks down) Oh my goodness. I'm sorry. 'Scuse me! (goes back into the room)

(Zeikku and Seamus just look at the closed door to the room in utter amazement)

Zeikku: Yeah....she's...uh...she's kind of care free. Been that way ever since childhood when she decided that it was a good idea just to run in a field that had a bunch of hovering Beedrills around. It didn't end well. She didn't get hurt a bit, but I'm pretty sure that I was bedridden for about a week or two.

Seamus:...... So the thing with Axew?

Zeikku: (takes a drink of coffee) I don't want to talk about it.

Axew: (comes out smoking a cigarette and leans up against the wall like a cool motherfucker)

Zeikku: (smacks his face)

Seamus laughs his ass off

Zeikku: (leans down and whispers to Axew) Look; what happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom.

Axew: Axew. (Yeah, bitch; I'm cool. I keep it real witcha.)

Zeikku: (just kneels there for a little, staring at him and then shakes his head as he rises back up to talk to Seamus) So what did you do last night besides get drunk off your ass?

Seamus: I didn't get drunk
Macy's howling kept me occupied
*Seamus laughs*

Zeikku: I give you that. She sure is.....noisy.

Axew: (looks up at him) Axew. (So are you, Mr. "OH GOD MACY! YES! YES!")

Zeikku: (kicks him in the stomach, causing him to cough up some smoke)

Macy: (comes out of the room fully-clothed) Zeikku, shouldn't you get dressed?

Zeikku: Yeah, I guess I should. (goes in the room and leaves Macy outside with Seamus)

Macy: So what were you and Zeikku talking about?

Axew: (gives Seamus a look like "Remember: Keep it real.")

Seamus: Just about how I got mah Medal O' Honer

Macy: Oh, well that's pretty neat.

(while she babbles on, Axew pounds his chest with his fist and give Seamus a peace sign)

*Seamus returns the peace sign*

(Eventually, they all end up outside of the motel)

Zeikku: (whispers to Seamus) You didn't say anything to her, did you?

*Looks over to Axew*

Zeikku: (looks down at Axew, who gives him a peace sign) Good. So where should we actually go as we wait for the other characters of the story to catch up?

Seamus: Let them catch up

(outside of story) Alright then. Should we just stop here for now?

For now