Pokemon RP

*Kyle passes out*

Mira: Well....that was expected.

Zeke: I think that we better get him to that bed. G'night, guys!

(the next morning)

Zeke: (yawns and goes to the kitchen).....mmmm.....milk. (digs through the fridge and then hears tiny footsteps)....huh? wuzzah- (looks and sees a Jolteon before him)....ah...Ah....AH!!!! WHAT THE F*** IS THERE A JOLTEON DOING IN HERE!?

Kyle wakes up
Kyle- *hic* What *hic* Happened *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic*

Zeke: Jesus, you still haven't gotten over your drunken self? Ah! Never mind that! Where the hell did this Jolteon come from?

Eevee: Vee! Vee! (Hey, how ya doin' Jolteon?)

Mira: (wakes up and goes into the kitchen) Ah....what's going on....(sees Jolteon) Ah!

Zeke: It...uh...it gets worse....

Mira: How could it!?

Zeke: Did you put on pajamas last night or did you get lazy and fall asleep in all of your underwear?

(Mira shreaks and runs back into her room)

Zeke: Damn, what a thick-head.

Kyle- And you do realize you're in underwear too

Zeke: (pops open a can of beer) Well, unlike her, I have no shame. (takes a drink of beer) So what do we do with this Jolteon? We don't even know who's it is!

Takes one of your beers and opens it
Kyle- It is Jake's. *drinks beer*

Zeke: Oh yeah. The dumbass went out----take it easy on the beer, bud----and bought 3 stones, didn't he? How'd it evolve then? I don't remember him using any of the stones.

Kyle finishes the beer
Kyle- the Eevee stole one of them. I watched him.

Zeke: (chuckles a bit) You drunken bastard.

(Mira comes out of her room, fully clothed)

Mira: There we go. Much better....(looks at Zeke) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!?

Zeke: (turns to Kyle) Should I explain the whole thing about shame again or just let her wonder?

Kyle- let her be confused.
Starts drinking another beer.

Zeke: Looks like we've got ourselves another alcoholic....that's not gonna be good with 3 people having a need for alcohol every other hour. I've only got enough for 2 people for a week.

Mira: We could split it.

Zeke: You really want to give up part of your share?

Mira: Well....no....

Zeke: Thought so. (stops drinking beer) Oh wait! I just remembered! We still need to have a battle, Kyle!

Kyle- Oh yeah
pulls out 3 cases of beer
Kyle- I can go for a battle

Zeke: (as they're going outside) Where did you pick that up at?

Mira: Hey, wait for me!

Zeke: Yeah yeah, just hurry up. I want to get started as soon as possible.

Kyle- At the mart. Ok Let's start GO SAMMY!!!

Zeke: Sending our your legendary, huh? Alright. Go, Eevee!

Eevee: Vee! Vee! (Why not Snorlax, you asshole!?)

Zeke: You're the stronger of the two and I have a good feeling about this!

Kyle- SAMMY USE ROCK SMASH
(It's super effective)

Zeke: Eevee, recover then use Extreme Speed!

(Eevee's attack strikes Sammy and knocks it back a few feet)

Kyle- FINISH HIM OFF WITH ANOTHER ROCK SMASH
(It's super effective)

Zeke: Eevee!

(Eevee falls down, but gets back up)

Zeke: Eevee, stay down, dammit!

(Eevee uses the last of her energy to launch a Hyper Beam at Sammy, which strikes him. Eevee then faints).

Zeke: Damn you, Eevee. Next time, just stay down.

Sammy faints from the Hyper Beam
Kyle-Good Job
Hugs Sammy

happens last ningt

Jake- I'm back

Sarah- why were you out so late Tony seed that it is dangers at night

Jake- there you go sounding like my mother

they start arguing again for five minutes

after a that
Jake- listen I think we should go to the creepy steeple

Sarah- are you mad?

Jake- how would it feel to loos your father I already lost mine.

Sarah- OK I will help you.

they go to the Creepy Steeple

Sarah- this is rely scary

Jake- ya look at they's panted windows...

Gengar- look fresh meat

Sarah- what was that?

Jake- I don't know

Gengar appears

Gengar- so you want to play

Sarah-wha..Whats that pokemon

Jake- that's a Gengar and by the looks of it, it's very powerful. Go Eevee use Shadow Ball

Gengar doges it

Gengar- you will hafe to be quicker then that if you want to win.

Jake (thinking) it's right what can I do? (out loud) I got it.
Eevee ues dig

Sarah- but that wont work on Gengar

Jake- you'l see.

Eevee pops up behind Gengar

Jake- now Shadow Ball Eevee

Gengar- too slow again.

Gengar knocks Eevee in to Jake noking the thunder stone out of his bag

Jake- the stone, Eevee take it

Eevee takes the stone and evolves in too Jolteon

Jake- now were the ones with speed

Sarah- that's incredible

Gengar- this changes nothing

Jake- well see about that Jolteon Quick Attack to get around it then fallow withe multiple Shadow Balls

Gengar tries to dog the attacks and counter but Jolteon is way to fast for him

Gengar- what!

Gengar gets hit and goes down

Sarah- that was the best battle I've ever seen.

Jake- ya

randomly people start to appear in the steeple.

Jake explains what happened to them and they head back to the town.

Sarah- the others will never believe this

Jake- ya your right

Present
Kyle- Well Zeke, good fight, and where is Jake?

they see Tony, Jake, Sarah, Tony's mom, and a another man toking, Tony and his mom are crying but they also look very happy.